matt kumin to be played by MEL GIBSON

akimi hata to be played by OLIVIA MUNN

kalimar petitt to be played by ALANIS MORISSETTE

anna kukharenko to be played by VERA FARMIGA

jennifer collins to be played by KATE BECKINSALE

Understudy: MARISA TOMEI

david howard to be played by PENN JILETTE

barbara mckay to be played by NIA VARDALOS

jeff barnaby to be played by SEAN COMBS (P-DIDDY)

chako suzuki to be played by AMBER MIDTHUNDER

aaron wooster to be played by CLANCY BROWN

shawn pugh to be played by DRAKE

david streams to be played by JEFF DANIELS

hajar doucoure to be played by RUTH NEGGA

harry lin to be played by KEANU REEVES

rob grady to be played by JON BERNTHAL

col needham to be played by SIMON PEGG

paul ohlhaut to be played by NORMAN REEDUS

kris anderson to be played by ELIZABETH SHUE

arno kazarian to be played by ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

rich wasserman to be played by KEVIN SMITH